UPDATE MARCH 2020 - Should anyone wish to view the actual video it is still available by request, please email the website here and a link will be forwarded to you.

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This transcript has been placed here for the benefit of Mrs. Sylvia Tiplady, who was a committee member and is now a director of the Sycamores.  She accused the owner of the website of publishing a video which was full of 4 letter words.  The video in question was a humourous parody, and the website cannot be held responsible for the director's lack of a sense of humour.

Transcript of Video 1 – ‘Rant’

* I'm afraid we might be losing control of The Sycamores...

^ some of the residents are resisting us, they're putting up washing lines wherever they want...

* they're watching us - they're installing cameras so that we can't mess with their garden ornaments

* and they're saying hello and waving at us even though we ignore them and treat them like scum

* the washing lines...they're putting them up everywhere?

* Boss...

* ...the website...

* ...the website is really popular - everyone knows how unfairly we're treating so many of the residents

* I want everyone except Tinkerbell, Popeye and Sooty - to leave now

* I hate that f***ing website, and those f***ing backburners!

* just who the hell do they think they are?

* I'm the boss around here, I control everything!

* the rotten bas***ds...

* they want us to be nice to them - to ALL of the residents?

* but we aren't f***ing nice - and we have to treat them like scum!

* they can't do anything unless they ask us - and we won't let them do anything unless we like them!

* but Boss, they keep asking about the accounts...

* f*** the accounts!

* we make them up as we go along and they'll never see the real ones!

* but Boss, how can we go like this?

* you committee members let them get away with this - it's all your fault!

* that f***ing website!

* everything we do gets posted up there, even if we're just slightly rude to people...

* why can't we just do what we want any more?

* when troublemakers asked questions before we just bullied them and sent them to Coventry...

* and we made them so miserable that they left the estate...

* but not any more!

* they're still bloody cheerful no matter what we do...

* we can't even threaten them with groundless legal action any more!

* this is doing my head in

* I am the boss

* I'm the boss of the Sycamores estate

* everyone is here to serve me

* but they don't even ask

* they just put up their washing lines wherever they want

* and hang their underwear in my face

* they even sit outside chatting and laughing as if they are actually happy here

* if you were doing your jobs they wouldn't

* they wouldn't be able to sit around having fun and enjoying themselves

* they'd be as miserable as the f***ing rest of us!

* don't worry

* we can always join the backburners