UPDATE MARCH 2020
Should anyone wish to view the
actual video it is still available by request,
email the website
here and a link will be forwarded to you.
transcript has been placed here for the benefit of Mrs. Sylvia
Tiplady, who was a committee member and is now a director of
the Sycamores. She accused the owner of the website of
publishing a video which was full of 4 letter words. The
video in question was a humourous parody,
and the website cannot be held responsible for the director's
lack of a sense of humour.
Transcript of Video 1 – ‘Rant’
* I'm afraid we
might be losing control of The Sycamores...
^ some of the
residents are resisting us, they're putting up washing lines
wherever they want...
* they're watching
us - they're installing cameras so that we can't mess with their
* and they're
saying hello and waving at us even though we ignore them and treat
them like scum
* the washing
lines...they're putting them up everywhere?
* ...the website...
* ...the website is
really popular - everyone knows how unfairly we're treating so many
of the residents
* I want everyone
except Tinkerbell, Popeye and Sooty - to leave now
* I hate that f***ing
website, and those f***ing backburners!
* just who the hell
do they think they are?
* I'm the boss
around here, I control everything!
* the rotten
* they want us to
be nice to them - to ALL of the residents?
* but we aren't
f***ing nice - and we have to treat them like scum!
* they can't do
anything unless they ask us - and we won't let them do anything
unless we like them!
* but Boss, they
keep asking about the accounts...
* f*** the
* we make them up
as we go along and they'll never see the real ones!
* but Boss, how can
we go like this?
* you committee
members let them get away with this - it's all your fault!
* that f***ing
* everything we do
gets posted up there, even if we're just slightly rude to people...
* why can't we just
do what we want any more?
troublemakers asked questions before we just bullied them and sent
them to Coventry...
* and we made them
so miserable that they left the estate...
* but not any more!
* they're still
bloody cheerful no matter what we do...
* we can't even
threaten them with groundless legal action any more!
* this is doing my
* I am the boss
* I'm the boss of
the Sycamores estate
* everyone is here
to serve me
* but they don't
* they just put up
their washing lines wherever they want
* and hang their
underwear in my face
* they even sit
outside chatting and laughing as if they are actually happy here
* if you were doing
your jobs they wouldn't
* they wouldn't be
able to sit around having fun and enjoying themselves
* they'd be as
miserable as the f***ing rest of us!
* don't worry
* we can always
join the backburners